Monday, September 17, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises Review

Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Produced by: Emma Thomas, Christopher Nolan, and Charles Rovan
Starring: Christian Bale as Batman/Bruce Wayne
               Micheal Caine as Alfred Pennyworth
               Gary Oldman as James Gordon
               Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox
               Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle/Catwoman
               Tom Hardy as Bane

Eight years since Harvey Dent had passed away and Batman went missing. Surprisingly the ever infamous Bruce Wayne had became a recluse leaving the company to be ran by Lucius Fox. Having lost Rachel Bruce wallowed in pity and depression leaving his city to the police department. Not worrying since Harvy had most of the BIG mob bosses and criminals locked away into Black Gate Prision and a new act called the Dent act was in place it seemed like everything would go smoothly from her on now for the dark city of Gotham. No such thing there is somthing brewing in the city. Somthing mysterious and dark.
Bruce funds a celebration for a new holiday for the anniversary of Harvey Dent's day to honor the man who the citizens thought saved the city. Commissioner Gordon is set to give a speech about Harvey Dent but the lie it has been based upon is staring to take its toll on the haggled police Commissioner. Fighting between two desicions; telling the good people of Gotham the truth or keeping feeding them lies. Gordon chooses the latter leaving the city's officals believing what they have been for 8 years now. There is also a new criminal in town who is very hard to catch no one knows who she really is all they know her by is the Catwoman. Frankly she is tempted by this galla at Bruce Wayne's mansion she couldnt resist crashing the party to find something she could steal. She is also on a mission to get Bruce's fingerprint for a crooked buisness man by the name John Dagget. Successfully she gets the fingerprints and Martha Wayne's pearls from a safe giving Wayne an excuse for him to chase after her to get the jewerly back.
To make matters worse a ruthless man only known by the name Bane is in town and he has an extremly extravagent plan to take down the city of Gotham and take Batman with it. Attacking the stocks department brings Batman out of hiding and back into action. The only problem is Batman is blamed for the death of Harvey Dent so instead of the police chasing the hackers and terroist they chase him instead. Making a theatrical escape Batman is back in the game and ready to save his city. Watch the movie to find out what happens next. Will Batman Deshi Basara(Rise) or will he fall with his city?

If you thought The Dark Knight was good The Dark Knight Rises surpassed it. In my opinon anyways. The film was beautifully made and thought up. As usual Christian Bale blew the part Batman away but Tom Hardy made a fantastic Bane. Christopher Nolan really did great with the character Bane he was ruthless, tatical, and terrifiying. The only problem with this movie was the romance it seemed forced to me and the Batman/ Talia or Batman/Catwoman pairings have never flown with me movies or comics it seems out of character and forced alot of the time. Like someone is trying to force a relationship for Bruce. The action was phenomenal and even the all star cast gave it their all for this last movie.
I loved the plane scene in the beginning it was done wonderfully and really showed you how ready Bane was to do whatever he needed and that he had his resources to do so. Holding a whole city hostage is pretty gutsy. Joker was a good villian but I think Bane is my favorite villian in the whole trilogy. Move over Avengers Batman is coming at ya and frankly he had the better movie!








Memorial Quotes: It doesnt matter who we are, what matters is our plan. ~Bane

Calm down doctor! Now is not the time for fear that comes later. ~Bane

Dont worry Master Wayne. It takes a little while to get back in the swing of things. ~Alfred

Im not afraid. Im angry. ~Bruce

I call it The Bat. And yes Mr. Wayne it does come in black. ~Lucius

Im necessary evil. ~Bane

Oh you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark, I was born in it, moulded by it. I didnt see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding. ~Bane

Ah I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit or...your body. ~Bane



Saturday, September 1, 2012

Hilarious Batman

I know its hard to fit hilarious and Batman all in the same sentence but since I have joined Pinterest I have actually found some pretty awesome Batman pictures that are both clean and funny and I have found some pretty awesome ones to. I thought everyone would get a good laugh at the ones that I have found!
I had to edit out a pretty bad word. Stokes my fire when they use God's name in vain. Either with a curse word or putting his name instead of gosh. URGH!!!! But it is not my place to teach people a lesson even though I want to really bad.
FACINGPALMING BATMAN!!!! I almost died when I found this!
Me and Batman are so alike! I hate that song to and he puts Superman in his place! MARRY ME BATMAN PLEASE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha!! If Batman was any different he would be bi-polar.
Thats all Im going to put right now. Pinterest can get real annoying when you try to get the link to the picture and you go back it kicks you back up to the top and thats hard when you have over 400 pins of Batman. :P